$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = [
    "username" => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => 5,
    "debug" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => true,
    "log_level" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "admin",
    "password" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "root",
    "permissions" => "password",
    "privileges" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "localhost",
    "port" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "root",
    "permissions" => "password",
    "privileges" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "admin",
    "password" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "123456",
    "host" => true,
    "log_level" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "123456",
    "host" => "graig",
    "role" => "localhost",
    "port" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "localhost",
    "port" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['database']['host'] = '127.0.0.1';
$port = "/var/log/graig/error.log"
access_log /var/log/httpd/access.log;
    redirect / to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself.
$root = 60
log_level = "/var/log/graig/access.log"
rotate_logs_catch_all = 'utf8mb4';
$config['database']['collation'] =